All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Star Trek.
Seek out new life and new civilizations.
Non-interference is the prime directive.
Keep your phaser set on stun.
Humans are highly illogical.
There's no such thing as a Vulcan death grip.
Having a thing is not so pleasing as wanting: it is not logical, but it is often true.
Enemies are often invisible, like Klingons, they can be cloaked.
Infinite Diversity and Infinite Combinations (IDIC).
Don’t put all your ranking officers in one shuttlecraft.
Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate Tribbles).
When your logic fails, trust a hunch.
Insufficient data does not compute.
If it can’t be fixed, ask Scotty.
Even in our own world sometimes we are aliens.
Live long and prosper.
When going out into the universe “BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE.”
Last update: October 12th, 2005 - Milwaukee, WI